Zombie Princess Apocalypse The Oddities #1 eBook Jeffrey John Eyamie
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When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true. Emm Dillinger must do everything in her power to stop that from happening.
The new fashion outlet in town has all kinds of things to make a girl feel like a princess, including a tiara that'll turn Jacob Williams High School's prom into the spawning of the zombie princess apocalypse. Only the new girl in school and her fairy tale team can save the world from its own secret wish to have people eating their hearts out. Literally.
Zombie Princess Apocalypse The Oddities #1 eBook Jeffrey John Eyamie
Zombie Princess Apocalypse starts out with a sort of... Scientific explanation of how the world was created or something... Yeah... I got no idea. But I was laughing thinking, "WTF is happening?" Because I do not who is talking or WHAT they're talking about- but it's funny as hell."Professor Pipsqueak, I will rouse a horde of social networking berserkers against you and you will be shamed into coming to your senses!"
Right? Lol as far as I can tell... Someone is giving a lesson on how the Earth came to be and he's either insane- or one of those awesome teachers that you ACTUALLY learn from! One in the same am I correct?
Turns out, he's a carny with the Brownings Traveling Oddities!
Emm was born in an igloo and orphaned by age six. Her and her stepmother, Steph, travel with the Oddities until Emm's sixteen. Then they settle in a little town called Modesta, California and she's never felt more out if place. As much as she hated being a carny, she hates suburbia more.
Before she was even born, Emm's mother had a dream that Emm was supposed to basically end all of humanity to make way for a new age. Holy crap!
Her first day at a regular school doesn't go very well at all, and Mr. Blake, the guidance counselor is a very strange little man who give her a key and tells her to go to "Mavis at the mall" and everything will turn out okay.
"It was the kind of key you'd use to open a massive treasure chest, or the diary of a giant, or prison doors from from the dark ages."
She does meet Olly, and he is SO my kinda guy! While giving a presentation on Global Warming, he talks of surviving the Zombie Apocalyse... Complete with visual aids!
Olly stands up for Emm after the resident "mean girl", Jessica, embarrasses her in front of the entire class. Yeah... at this point I'm hoping Jessica is ripped apart by the zombies, and there's not even enough left of her to reanimate. Just sayin. (yeah... I feel HORRIFIC for still putting that in my review after I've read the whole thing!)
We've got Loyal John, Lucky (the REALLY OLD... super young and sexy guy), Olly, Emm and an "Devil Wears Prada" type villain chick turning everyone into zombies! Um... yes. ZPA is all sorts of fabulous!
Zombie Princess Apocalypse is really a fairy tale... with princesses, frogs, evil witches and magic. Oh! And a princess tiara that will turn you into a zombie. I was completely taken by this book. I don't know what I was "expecting", but I got SO much more than I could've hoped for! This is SUCH an awesome book, I cannot WAIT for League of Justified Vengeance to come out!!!!
BB Warning:
Do not leisurely read this outside or in public... people will assume you're a psycho as you laugh so hard that you begin to choke. Just sayin. Don't say I never did anything for you.
(ZPA is one of those books that you have to read it in it's entirety, so before you ask yourself, "THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!" Just be PATIENT! )
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Zombie Princess Apocalypse The Oddities #1 eBook Jeffrey John Eyamie Reviews
Zombie Princess Apocalypse
First off I ought to say that I am probably not the target demographic for this book and it wouldn't normally be something I would check out, but I have to say my initial misgivings were ill-founded.
I was pleasantly surprised by the strong storytelling and intensely visual nature of the writing. Right from the first it seemed obvious to me that this would make a good mass market movie.
After a slightly confusing start, the story moves along at a fairly rapid pace. Eyamie draws his characters with broad and bold strokes, calling on an eclectic mix of recognisable archetypes from folklore and fiction of every period.
This story has all the classic features you will find in other highly popular teen fantasy fiction, the struggle of good against evil, the triumph of the underdog and so on; all the essential motifs found in all the most successful stories.
It needs to be said that this book is the first in a series and therefore does not come to a definitive conclusion, but poses as many questions as it asks. The writing is economical, and yet the pictures that are drawn with just a few words are so vivid that all the time I was reading, it felt like watching a film and that would be the most natural medium for Zombie Princess Apocalypse to flourish to its full potential.
This is a straightforward, darkly humorous and wholly enjoyable tale, which although it is not radically innovative, does manage to give a new spin to a lot of familiar themes. I really want to see this as a movie though. That really ought to happen.
Zombie Princess Apocalypse starts out with a sort of... Scientific explanation of how the world was created or something... Yeah... I got no idea. But I was laughing thinking, "WTF is happening?" Because I do not who is talking or WHAT they're talking about- but it's funny as hell.
"Professor Pipsqueak, I will rouse a horde of social networking berserkers against you and you will be shamed into coming to your senses!"
Right? Lol as far as I can tell... Someone is giving a lesson on how the Earth came to be and he's either insane- or one of those awesome teachers that you ACTUALLY learn from! One in the same am I correct?
Turns out, he's a carny with the Brownings Traveling Oddities!
Emm was born in an igloo and orphaned by age six. Her and her stepmother, Steph, travel with the Oddities until Emm's sixteen. Then they settle in a little town called Modesta, California and she's never felt more out if place. As much as she hated being a carny, she hates suburbia more.
Before she was even born, Emm's mother had a dream that Emm was supposed to basically end all of humanity to make way for a new age. Holy crap!
Her first day at a regular school doesn't go very well at all, and Mr. Blake, the guidance counselor is a very strange little man who give her a key and tells her to go to "Mavis at the mall" and everything will turn out okay.
"It was the kind of key you'd use to open a massive treasure chest, or the diary of a giant, or prison doors from from the dark ages."
She does meet Olly, and he is SO my kinda guy! While giving a presentation on Global Warming, he talks of surviving the Zombie Apocalyse... Complete with visual aids!
Olly stands up for Emm after the resident "mean girl", Jessica, embarrasses her in front of the entire class. Yeah... at this point I'm hoping Jessica is ripped apart by the zombies, and there's not even enough left of her to reanimate. Just sayin. (yeah... I feel HORRIFIC for still putting that in my review after I've read the whole thing!)
We've got Loyal John, Lucky (the REALLY OLD... super young and sexy guy), Olly, Emm and an "Devil Wears Prada" type villain chick turning everyone into zombies! Um... yes. ZPA is all sorts of fabulous!
Zombie Princess Apocalypse is really a fairy tale... with princesses, frogs, evil witches and magic. Oh! And a princess tiara that will turn you into a zombie. I was completely taken by this book. I don't know what I was "expecting", but I got SO much more than I could've hoped for! This is SUCH an awesome book, I cannot WAIT for League of Justified Vengeance to come out!!!!
BB Warning
Do not leisurely read this outside or in public... people will assume you're a psycho as you laugh so hard that you begin to choke. Just sayin. Don't say I never did anything for you.
(ZPA is one of those books that you have to read it in it's entirety, so before you ask yourself, "THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!" Just be PATIENT! )
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